A couple weeks ago our staff Monday morning conversation slid though the usual “water cooler” (people drink individual bottles of fancy water now so water coolers are a passing piece of Americana) conversation.We eventually came round to the local stock car track where the policy is to let people with obvious physical disabilities in free.This sparked a discussion and I’m wondering if it’s time to take some action.For now, I just wanted to share that the conversation kicked my lyric generator into (Bachman Turner) overdrive and spurred me to finish a brewing song. Since this is print you’ll be spared the singing—but go aheadif you’d like any 1-4-5-1 chord progression will do just fine I like a choppy Key of C or G best.
You can hear the tune and see the campy video At http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAJlM-RJk3E&feature=youtu.be
Here is a table of "official" lyrics although the performance version will vary.
Repeating
Chorus –Verse 1--Got my half-price ticket to the fair
I can go
fishin’ for free
Charity
Gala I’ll be there
Brother
won’t you pity me
Verse 2-I
can sit home on my couch
Work is
over-rated my dear
Stop on by
–sit and visit
Odds are
pretty good I’ll be here
Verse 3--It
could be freezin’ or pourin’ down rain
It might
be sunny and hot
Whenever I
cruise down to the big discount mart
I always
get a good parking spot
Repeat V1
then Verse 5
You know I
could solve the world’s problems
Use my
education and skills
I get
depressed cuz’ you won’t give me a shot
But you’ll
pay for my shrink and his pills, pills pills
Verse 6
(spoken words before start “you know I been thinkin’--You’re going out today for martinis
Sometimes
I get a good box of wine
Your
accountants are searchin’ tax codes for loopholes
I’m
starin’ up at the poverty line
Verse 7-Reduced
rates for mass transit
You can do
that for people like us
I think I
hear equality and independence Getting
thrown right under the bus
Verse 8
(been thinkin some more)--I don’t need to see the “carnies”
The
catfish why they can swim free
I think I
deserve the chance to succeed or fail
I rather
you’d not pity me
V9 --I suppose I sound quite ungrateful
But
there’s things I’m beginning to see
It’s a
discounted life you offerin’
And the
price tag for pity ain’t free
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Repeating
Chorus –Verse 1--Got my half-price ticket to the fair
I can go
fishin’ for free
Charity
Gala I’ll be there
Brother
won’t you pity me
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Verse 2-I
can sit home on my couch
Work is
over-rated my dear
Stop on by
–sit and visit
Odds are
pretty good I’ll be here
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Verse 3--It
could be freezin’ or pourin’ down rain
It might
be sunny and hot
Whenever I
cruise down to the big discount mart
I always
get a good parking spot
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Repeat V1
then Verse 5
You know I
could solve the world’s problems
Use my
education and skills
I get
depressed cuz’ you won’t give me a shot
But you’ll
pay for my shrink and his pills, pills pills
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Verse 6
(spoken words before start “you know I been thinkin’--You’re going out today for martinis
Sometimes
I get a good box of wine
Your
accountants are searchin’ tax codes for loopholes
I’m
starin’ up at the poverty line
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Verse 7-Reduced
rates for mass transit
You can do
that for people like us
I think I
hear equality and independence Getting
thrown right under the bus
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Verse 8
(been thinkin some more)--I don’t need to see the “carnies”
The
catfish why they can swim free
I think I
deserve the chance to succeed or fail
I rather
you’d not pity me
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V9 --I suppose I sound quite ungrateful
But
there’s things I’m beginning to see
It’s a
discounted life you offerin’
And the
price tag for pity ain’t free
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